little observations

as well-meaning as train ads warning against dengue are, stepping into a train covered in pictures of mosquito larvae is not comforting.


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if someone with really bad BO plonks himself next to you on the train, or raises his arms in front of you as you are sitting down, you can avoid hurting his feelings by breathing through your fist. it sort of works.


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eye contact drives KL perverts crazy, especially if they have already started serenading you. signs of irritation are also not the best of ideas.


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ear plugs and rock music are not good on the road, even when the lights are red, considering how fiercely determined the bus drivers are to try and run you over.


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if you have just treated yourself to one of those suction acupuncture sessions, i'd avoid the tank top, because the suction marks on your back are kind of scary.


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if you don't want the glue of your pore pack to melt and form sort of a retarded white butterfly on your nose, you might want to stay away from the hairdryer.


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"Elevation" by U2 is, indeed, kind of awesome.
"Sympathy" by the Goo Goo Dolls and "DOA" by Foo Fighters are alarmingly difficult to get hold of.


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studded Romp jeans are the shizz and i want them. they work extremely well on low butts.


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